5 Joys of CP Housing

As CP's for Walt Disney World, we get the oh so sought after luxury of living in the CP housing complexes. Now let me be the first to tell you, when you look past a couple minor inconveniences, which we will talk about in this article, these apartments are totally top notch….that is, if you live in a third world country and are use to rat infested, clay roofed homes. So, all-in-all, it's what one would call  an interesting experience.
Now, back to those inconveniences…let's chat about those.

1. People lose their ability to follow driving instructions once they enter Little Lake Bryan. I'm sure you're all aware of the infamous 4-way stop that is in-between The Commons, Chatham Square, and Patterson Court. This 4-way stop is the perfect example of the brain deterioration that takes place once you move into the complexes. BUT! DO NOT FEAR!! I'm here to save the day. For your convenience, I have an educational video below to remind you just how 4-way stops work! I know, I know…no need for the praise. I'm just here to help.

2. "Maintenance" doesn't care that your toilet is overflowing or your ceiling is caving in. Someone just called maintenance before you and said that one of their screws is coming lose on their bedroom doorknob. That is obviously way more important than your situation. Don't expect them to come fix your problem for at least 48 hours. 

3. People obviously want to get hit. Really though…you folks really need to pay more attention when you're walking. There are sidewalks in the complexes for a reason. I can't tell you how many times I have almost hit someone with my car because they decided to just start walking in the street right when I'm passing them…Be smart…however, the contrary brings me to….

4. SLOW DOWN!!! You are not Ricky Bobby at the Talladega Speedway!! The speed limit for the complexes is 15 mph…There are constantly people walking around and other cars driving. The parking lots and driveways are not spacious and there isn't room for you to cut corners and take up the whole road! 

5. We pay HOW MUCH?! Okay..so, if you live in Chatham, there is a big likelihood that you live in a 2 bedroom apartment with 6 people (triple occupancy). In that case, you pay $78 a week…That's approximately $312 a month. Now calculate that x6….That's almost $1,900 a month per apartment that these people make off of us!! LOOK AT WHAT WE LIVE IN!!! WE SHOULD LIVE IN A LUXURIOUS CONDO FOR THAT! 

These are just a few of the many frustrations that we as CP's deal with because of our living situations. But, always remember…it's for the "experience", right? 

Please leave comments below if you are a CP. I'd love to hear your frustrations and opinions about CP housing!! (: